baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
I’m so curious as to how they’d taste together.

omg wht was the name of this show !
Apples in suits.
grapes in tuxedos
Mangoes in formal attire.
Cashews in garter belts
Watermelons in swimwear.
Peaches in G-strings
The happy holocaust
The Boys in the Striped Pajamas
The night of the living dildos
striped dicks
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Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000
Back when Disney had heart.
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